Hi, I’m the fruit CRITIC.

Do you get tired of explaining yourself? I found myself in the same place years ago, being accosted with fruit I didn’t care for at social gatherings. Sometimes I would be argued with, sometimes laughed at, and occasionally I would convert someone. Instead of restating my position on Watermelons or the difference between a Honeycrisp or Fuji Apple, I am simply memorializing my thoughts on fruit in one place.